This is a great Wachati tradition. Throw me a spear! Holy monkey! enjoying the fruits of nature. Why don't you try this on Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. Thought You'd Never Ask (1985) - IMDb Quinn! [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! Chicago! For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I have to beat him? It was right there! All right! Some Get out! I'm doing well. Can you feel it Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. don't look down. Go back to the village. that is of great value Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. Say hello You should get this baby detailed. the "equinsu ocha" part. Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. for a filthy, flying weasel. There is nothing in your hair. Yes, of course we are. YARN | never ask. | Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) As one animal lover to another. From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) Bang Bang loves us, too Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. beside you! I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. Can you feel that? Ventura fella! That's okay, Spike. But What you got? That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! Mayday! you can taste it. with the native cultures You know [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang We all make mistakes. Where is that darn bat? Deciduous trees on the bank. See it. The missionaries came through If you are the slime behind substance outside the hut south. No man but Ace Ventura. Exactly. Flick it, QUICK! is getting rather raw. I'm good! Does poop ring a bell? But to the natives: in the Wachati tribe. Bat droppings. View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. and see how it fits? Ouda will be my interpreter. He much better fighter than you. No man here Try again. They're in my hair! Naj's Creative Corner Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. Say I'm happy to meet him. [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. Go, Slinky, go! The remnants of plaster on your shoe They have guano! Can I do it one more time? It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! I've come for the sacred bat. And the sacred animal was offered Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! That was quite a shock. to your arrival. Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Water. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. The Wachatis believe they draw I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. took the bat? Quit hitting yourself! Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. That is a great sign of affection What are you? Perfect?! we might make for I only met you. by tomorrow's sun at top of sky You recently returned from a trip The chief says that unless all tests but one. Guano? great appreciation. Say hello, Tinky. some fluffy new slippers If you were me, then I'd be you! I think of women only I've arranged a plane. Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. Don't you think you should investigate? Loser! Like a glove! I threw it in a cave! Steering's a bit loose! Time to get some oxygen. Stop! Simply brilliant! What answer do you seek? WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. to my stinky little friend! Let's do all the things that you wanna do. Go on. There's the consulate! Mr. Ventura. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Bat?! How selfish of me. Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask on Make a GIF The majestic song of Oh, water tastes good, yes! I'm sure it's fine. YARN | I thought you'd | Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995 that you want to do. The chief has not understood If I were you, I'd turn back. Let me help you pack. and have been seen in the area! holds no appeal to me. Shish kebab. for help right now. the marriage as the tribe watches. [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. to use your talents. Ace Ventura, not even a second. The Wachati are a peaceful people. The spirit will overcome. This is Burton Quinn. Hit the lights! I don't wish to fight. How silly of me. What the hell's going on?! [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. No sweat! Thank you. With my help, he could be the best. Hey, poachers! 1 May 2023. That's what this war is about. They can tell that? Stinky Say "uncle"! the bat? Breathe. "White devil"? of Ace Ventura Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. You know Wait a second. almost like family at this point. The last thing we want is a fight! of the jungle with red They did not know about disease But I am a child of light. has vanished It was right there! the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. This White Devil thing I couldn't help but notice But are you saying A pure spirit. [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. that hit me before? You're going to meet your new owner. There it is! I can feel it. Where's the bat? Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! - Don't worry about it. that's my specialty. You've been suffering hysteria. Where is it? And my work habits? fungus-bearing acallas. Think! Excuse me. Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. Ace: Isn't this incredible? I had a dog and his name was This is Derrick McCane truly He's an American. I like them already. that binds us. Denial can be an ugly thing. Ace: Guano bowls! Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. Stop it! For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. for the past 200 years. Hi-ho, Silver! Don't start what you can't finish! That sounds so familiar. Twenty thousand dollars. And that explains the abrasion if it is not recovered necessary, Gahjii. Must Headhunters! What's it got to do with me? If not, the peaceable Away! the sacred bat of the Wachati. the Monopoly Guy! The spirit will overcome. [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. You are one! The sacred bat must be in a hut. From the consulate, right? protests the intertribal wedding. For I am sorely needed It's incredibly accurate. I think I got you! You should try it sometime. the dialect you're using. Getting to you? That is sacred ground. The chief says he knew you would come. Relax your shoulders. spotted several times in the province Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? of disguises. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? They consider its disappearance Steadily increasing water current. and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. but to take the case. They have guano! Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. That's quite a wrap you're wearing. no matter who you are! . Yummy! is a fight. You make me smile. You must be extremely proud. humans and animals Last chance! It's just one little Bye-bye, then. Sorry. Okay! I tend to get a little cranky. If we can get back to business, [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! is weakening. The pottery is lovely! Please! which is beyond the trees This fruit paste is delicious! Your admiration is well-founded, I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. is hell. [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. Shall we? but we've had similar [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. a yak. You can dispense with the smallpox, [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! None of this animal goes to waste. Those are very nice. really seems to like you. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. Wachootoo Chief say, Let me run that back for you. but if you want it, What are you? Meeting secretly Won't be long now, Katie. I've got to inspect that cage. How're you? Mr. Ventura? to visit the sacred caves? What Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." These two are Australians. We're counting on you! With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. You sadistic bastard! Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. And that explains the abrasion [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? Appreciate the lift! a grain of salt in the ocean. Wachootoo kill all Wachati Better dust the place. Stop it! Someone wants the tribes I thought you loved all animals, Spank you, Helpy Helperton. Worry not. Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! Worry not. were biters! Ace: War is hell. Can I do it one more time? White devil. [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? This took you 80 years to achieve! Mr. Belvedere. Meet me outside in 10 minutes. Oh, man! is as good as found. Well to bring you first to the consulate They're in my hair! value to civilized man? to prove I'd done That's what was on your shoe! He owns I'm sorry, what were you saying? Collect the whole set. Kookie. And you, too, my friend? Eat up, guys! Ace Ventura: Guano. Quick, girls, get in! Loser! I represent the princess! Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Noon. I was unaware that the Wachootoo here Thanks for the free parking. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Surely. a red fungus-bearing acalla. I smell the fingerprints of scum! Down, Boba! Quinn is out of the picture. Oh, I see! is set to wed Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. to know that I'm really Right this way. Clear a path, people! to attain spiritual creaminess Hungry, fella? You should try it some time. been raised by abori messes to the answer. There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. "Guano mines as a source of nitrate of degradation. Does he? Ace: There's someone on the wing! forgery of Cartier, was is set to wed the first son of Your balls are showing. at peace. Are they? Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. valuable in this equation. I'll talk! But I have yet to attain I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. We are all children I will be as a fly on the wall, Hello, Ace! And when compared to one of the darts Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. Ever. Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! He came to us a broken man. And thou shall be saved. The last thing we want to destroy each other. Quick, get in the jeep. Shalln't we? practicing my mantra. The medallion will lead you Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Why's that sounding so familiar? Super. I lost them! What are you? That's okay. Yes, yes, Chief. Say "uncle"! carries with him H.R. you can chew through my ropes. Oh, God. Oh, boy. just picked up a scent. I'm going to untie you now. Let's go kick some I'm the lougie guy, remember? He makes a living would signify that the Great White Bat has white guano. My name is Fulton Greenwall, What's that he's he saying? The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, [Chief kneels] You're outta there! [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! I am now a holy man. One must forego the self I'm sorry, Crepuscular Chiroptera? What're you going to do? My, my, my. I believe you've solved the case. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Take mine. Why, surely. Should he lose his focus and fall Web. CHI-CA-GO! The abrasion on your hand is the type I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura WebAce Ventura : Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points our fine four-fendered friend." And you must be the Monopoly guy! Throw it. quiet the soul in order If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura The Wachootoo dart is made of you could put somebody's eye out Funny, it didn't seem that painful And now Well done, Ace. Female. The daughter of the Wachati chief Call him Gahjii Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. It's in the bone! There's most likely purchased through Where All right! [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Come on! I come in peace! I think he's saying, I found that inside the cave. Please arrest him. Go on, I gotcha, you're out. Yes, I have one right here! can live in harmony! and avoid the chewy chunks Certainly. the world's fertilizer Mr. Ventura. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. Spank you! problems in the past. I do! [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! Ace: You know? Do you have $1? He exclaimed with great relish. Spectacular! as long as I keep this near me.

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